Crazy Shell Lady

My decorating style is not coastal. I don’t really know what it is, but beachy isn’t the vibe.

I do, however, love collecting shells, whether out in the wild or sourcing from thrift shops.

I style shells all over my house, so I need you to know that if you love shells like me, but don’t want a “beachy” aesthetic, you can still display your treasures!

I’ll probably share my shells in many posts, but let’s start with the entryway of my home.

Found this beauty at Goodwill! The plant pedestal is from Stone Button Studio.

Our entry table has…a lot goin’ on. But I’m not hating it, which might be a sign of aging. The older I get, the more hoard-y I get.

Please call me “maximalista” rather than hoarder, okay? Let me live in this fantasy.

Nothing compares to the endorphin rush that comes when finding a big, juicy shell in the wild, and I love displaying my big ones, but I also get really excited about the tiny, perfect babies I find, too.

I like to tuck those lil cuties in picture frames to display them; a corner morsel for the eye to land on.

Some of my shells are gifts from friends and family who find them on the beach or buy them at thrift shops for me, which is so sweet. I can remember where almost every shell is from – crazy shell lady for real.
You’ll also note an eclectic collection of books, reflective of the individuals who live in my home.
On my shelves and tables, I layer books, shells, and collected items from thrifting and travel. The little olive branch is from Greece!
Character flaw: I hardly ever dust.
My entry table has two glass top shelves, which I decorate in a “scrapbook style” (I made that up idk if that’s really a thing, but that’s the vibe). I apply the scrapbook vibes to lots of areas in my house, will share more in later posts! That heart box is from my childhood – I recently dug it out and shined it up.
This is a paint-by-numbers I did with my bestie, proudly displayed with beach treasures.

I recently learned that shells have always had value, and throughout history have been used as currency across the world.

Literal treasures, and I’ll always be obsessed.

This week’s thrifted ‘fits & treasures round-up (featuring baby girl!):

Shirt – J. Crew, Skirt – Universal Thread, Bag – Coach (brand new! $30) Source: Goodwill
Adorable sweater jacket – Kielo Dyson NY, Source: Goodwill
A close-up of the detail – knitted stars and wooden beads. Love this piece. Super comfy, too.
Shirt – Cynthia Rowley, Source: Goodwill
Adorable doll cradle, Source: Goodwill
Brand-new kilim pillow, Source: Quantum House Thrift
Two previously found pillows also thrifted from Quantum House Thrift & Trashe Vintage
Signed artwork “Goldberg”, Source: Goodwill
Angel baby making her thrifted fashion debut. Shorts from Goodwill.
Tee and skirt – hand-me-downs. (Message inaccurate – can confirm child is A LOT a bit sassy)

Thrifted Childhood Whimsy

When my boys were younger, I put so much effort into making their room special and cute. It had a foosball table, reading nook, glowy string lighting, bunk beds…a dream.

Now they are 16 and 18 and their room looks like trash. It also smells like trash. Well, booty, really. Teenage boys smell bad.

Days of yore.
So cozy! So sweet!

Thankfully, I had another kid, which gave me another chance to make a magical room.

My daughter’s room is my favorite space in the house. There’s no theme, just an eclectic collection of things I’ve picked up at my favorite thrift shops and items from my own childhood bedroom.

Baskets and toys all thrifted

I love a kid’s room without a matchy-matchy, trendy aesthetic. I think when you pick items that you truly love and let your creativity flow, everything finds a way to fit in.

The birds are my favorite pieces in the room. Source: Stone Button Studio
Vintage baby doll buggy and pillows also from Stone Button Studio. This poor plant recently got a haircut and isn’t looking her best, but she’s on the mend!

My sons’ room now looks like a prison cell, but at least I have old photos to remind me of what once was, and a second chance at cute kid decor. And lots of febreeze.

Yes, the ball pit gets chaotic.

This week’s thrifted treasures:

This 1880-1900 English chair that I found at Goodwill for $15!
$5 for this sweet shell box, Source: Nearly New Thrift Shop
Movie night outfit! T-shirt: Unknown, handmade Source: Quantum House Thrift, Bag: UNIQLO, Source: Goodwill

Dirty Wall Upgrade

We bought our house while it was being built and weren’t familiar with the term “builder grade,” which means your house has been finished with the cheapest appliances, fixtures, and paint possible.

We kept the builder grade white paint because we like white walls and didn’t realize it was literal powder.

We have three kids and a cat and the walls definitely tell that story.

The scrapes and toddler artwork start at the front door. 🙃

Since the paint is so cheap, we can’t clean off the scuffs, paw prints, crayon marks, and general mayhem. A wet rag will literally wipe the paint right off.

My walls are ugly, y’all.

Painting an entire house after everything is hung and furnished is a big project, so we’re starting with wall paper in small areas.

Area #1 — the kitchen island, where the teenage boys sit to do homework, eat, and kick the crap out of the wall.

The entire area was nearly black from their feet, so we covered it with this wallpaper, Vintage Herons from Spoonflower.

We had a Task Rabbit do this and realized afterward that he didn’t match the pattern up with each panel…I’m trying to decide if this bothers me.

Since we’re in the kitchen, I have a design question:

Do we style the top of the cabinets or no? Is that old fashioned?

If I were to style it, here’s the inspo:

Love a good basket

Too cluttered? Unnecessary? Lmk what you think.

Thrifted outfits of the week:

New fave comfy dress for running errands – brand unknown, think it might be Costco honestly. Source: Goodwill
Character Flaw: I never iron. Dress – J.Jill, Purse – Dooney & Bourke, Shoes – Sam Edelman. Source: Goodwill
Comfy Cotton Gauze Dress – Unknown, Source: Jupiter Medical Thrift (photo taken in the Goodwill parking lot – lol)
Throwback! Scarf – unknown, Shirt – Express, Jeans – Levi’s. Source: Goodwill

Swift with the Arm Swipe

I live three miles away from the best Goodwill in town, and they know me there. Which really comes in handy when your toddler seeks to destroy.

You know how people in movies and TV shows get really upset and just take their arm and rake it across a table full of items?

And everything just crashes. I bet that feels so good. I, of course, feel the urge to do this (or flip a table Teresa Giudice-style) at least once a month, but I couldn’t do that because then I’d have to pick all that stuff on the floor up.

My mom and I happily preparing to enter our favorite store.

My toddler, though, who is me, but tiny and privileged in myriads of ways, goes for the arm swipe (or the hammer-throw most often) a lot.

And we’re at that stage where I’m like…should I do something about this that’s spicier than a time-out?

Anyway, the arm swipe and hammer-throw tendencies make Goodwill shopping a little dicey at times, so we mostly avoid the glassware shelves.

But a few weeks ago, I had given her a cookie immediately upon sitting her in the cart and figured that bought me at least 30 min of browsing the glassware shelves.

TODDLER ARMS ARE SWIFT.

How did she even snag that snow globe with a fist full of cookie?!

She gets the coordination and dexterity from her mama (I’m deft at snatching a bargain from a shelf or a hanger, guys!).

Luckily, they know me at Goodwill, so all was forgiven quickly and I even got a discount on a plant pot.

Here are some of my thrift finds from the past few weeks:

Styled in the next photo
Shell collecting basket
Pristine conch shell added to the collection
I have a hard time resisting miniature furniture these days. Source: SoFlo Finds
Love the fish!
I also thrift lots of clothes and shoes – like this dress I wore for lunch with my girlies. $7 at Goodwill!
And this Kate Spade purse – also a Goodwill find! I can share more style thrifts if you want to see, lmk in the comments.

A snow globe hates to see my toddler coming.